Wisenheimer

I've got a wiseguy in my crew. Trevor's not even four, and he's crackin' jokes and thinks he's soooo funny. 

Just now, as the rest of us were rushing to get out the door to church, Anthony staggered into my room, trailing Trevor's stretched out Slinky behind him.

"Don't do that, guys--you'll break it! Use your heads!"

Trevor, who had the other end of the Slinky out in the hallway, replied with an, "Okay, Daddy!" He capered in with the Slinky held onto the top of his head looking something like an elephant with a big, dopey grin.

Of course, his funniest lines are the ones he doesn't mean to be humorous. He got the kids laughing this morning when he pointed to his head and expostulated, "Hey, guys, look at my new shortcut!"